Have You Seen Us?

Lost/Missing:

• 1 avocado;
• 1 tin of Christmas cookies;
• One half dozen eggs, plus shells;
• Three empty egg cartons;
• 1/2 tomato;
  
• 1 large bunch broccoli florets;
• 1 freshly washed, empty Tupperware container.

In the past couple of weeks, various items from the kitchen have gone curiously missing. Also within the past couple of weeks our vet recently told us that Milo needs to lose about ten pounds. Coincidence? Doubtful. So this week we have officially submitted Milo's application to doggie fat camp. Upon further inspection, he does look like he swallowed a basketball. So we cut his food by about 1/2 a cup per day, and I think he believes that we are starving him, hence the above-referenced indiscretions.


As you can see, he's overflowing in his own chair.

Legend*:

1. Avocado
2. Eggs
3. Egg cartons
4. Cookies
5. Half tomato
6. Broccoli
7. Tupperware

*It is more difficult than you might think to draw on a glossy photo with a white marker. You would never guess that I went to art school. I apologize.