I have a little feature that lets me see what keywords people type in to get to this blog, which is more often than not pretty amusing. My favorite entry comes from someone who is clearly thinking of getting a Great Dane but has small children and/or infants, or is possibly pregnant: "do Great Danes eat babies?" I would say that if you are worried a 160-pound dog will eat your babies you might be better off getting a cat.
As you can see here, the eating of children and babies is highly discouraged in this house:
Some of my favorite keyword entries that have directed people to the site:
- Great Dane eats owner;
- Bad things about Great Danes;
- Great Dane eats rocks [yes, I am well aware];
- Why does my Ridgeback puppy eat rocks [believe me, I wish I knew]; and
- Dog ate crazy silkie chicken stuffed animal [not just a normal chicken stuffed animal, but a "crazy" one].