Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Cannibalism in the Home

Readers may or may not remember when I was talking about getting really weird keyword searches and that it was only a matter of time before someone inquired whether Great Danes Eat Great Danes? Alas. They do. Great Danes do eat Great Danes.


Remember those disgustingly large turkey legs at the Renaissance Fair? This is the canine equivalent of those. Except that quality control forgot to separate the leg from the rest of the body. Shoddy oversight there. (I don’t mean to offend anyone who likes those things. This is coming from a vegetarian, so I’m just being consistent). Milo just lets Ivy gnaw away at his poor little legs. He is a tolerant dog. It’s a little bit sad.

4 comments:

  1. mmm Lecker. Das Bein geschmeckt ihr.

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  2. Ich stimme zu. Widerlich, ja.

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  3. the question is of course... tastes like chicken? k : )

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  4. I will never forget the sounds made the day I witnessed Ivy licking Milo's ears clean. And when I say ears I mean drums and all. I am having PTSD over here...

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